I should be shot for not writing in my diary for as long as I have. I haven't been doing much either. Getting ready for my trip to SC in March and for school this summer. Besides that, nothing has fancied me in a long while. I was just stopping in being that it's been eight days since I last confessed, lol. Anyway I'm off to do more important things. Like look for a picture of the r&b singer Houston and his gouged eye.

Ciao! BELLA!
P.S. Here are some RULES OF SEX FOR YOU LEZZIES OUT THERE!

The more perfect she is for you, the farther away she lives from you.

Brains + Beauty + Availability = High Maintenance

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining chip.

Nice lesbians finish last.

Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested in them correlates exactly with them finding someone else. Usually to the minute

Sex has no calories. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

No sex with anyone in the same office ie: Don't eat where you...

If you get them by the "balls", their hearts and minds will follow.

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. And sometime in our community, this is harder said then done.

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

Before you find your Butch Charming, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs, insects and snakes.

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Abstain from wine, femme, and song; mostly song.

A femme never forgets the butches she could have had; a butch, the femmes she couldn't.

Never say no. Say maybe or perhaps.

Love is either feast or famine.

Practice makes perfect. And perfect practice is even better.

There is no difference between a wise butch and a fool when they fall in love.

Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight and make up all night long.

It's always easier to get a someone if you already have one.

Love and high-school must NEVER go together.

It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex

You get the best sex from the worst one for you. Namely, your ex.

No one is as fascinating as they think

If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.

The way to your femme's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

Love makes believers of us all.